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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via prettybluescarf)

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how-to-adult: “Gimme five, bra!” I mumble excitedly from dancer pose. Unfortunately, I’m staring into the mirror (and not the eyes of the bra I purport to beckon), there’s no one else in the room, and my outstretched hand won’t be high-fived for days - maybe even weeks.

how-to-adult:

“Gimme five, bra!” I mumble excitedly from dancer pose.

Unfortunately, I’m staring into the mirror (and not the eyes of the bra I purport to beckon), there’s no one else in the room, and my outstretched hand won’t be high-fived for days - maybe even weeks.

(Source: howto-adult, via backonpointe)

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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

(Source: daryancrescendshair, via renirabbit)

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growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

(via geothebio)