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my sister:
oh my god
me:
what?
my sister:
i just realized something
me:
?
my sister:
gaston is a nice guy.
me:
...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister:
no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me:
huh
my sister:
and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me:
O_O
my sister:
gaston is a nice guy.

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heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

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realniggaannouncements:

Man take as many risks as you can in your early 20’s. Go take a year off from school, Travel if you get a chance, Get a Job, have sex with your co worker and then quit that job, Fight your mail man. Like your 20’s is generally the time for you to irresponsible shit so just do it

but don’t do crack tho

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